A priest dies and is waiting in line at the gates of Heaven.
Just ahead of him is a man dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter asks this man, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
He replies, “I’m Jim Cash, 30, stock broker from Noo Yawk City.”
Saint Peter looks through his list. He smiles and says to the stock broker, “Take this golden robe and silver wand and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
Now it’s the priest’s turn.
“What kind of a wish is this?” you might wonder. “As an investor, why doesn’t he want a bull market, and that too for the next 10 years? Has he lost his senses?”
Purely due to luck, and a gentle nudge from my wife, I bought my house in 2006.
If there is one legendary investor who not just beat the market but destroyed it, it is Peter Lynch.
Albert Einstein defined insanity as ‘doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results’.