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5 Jokes that Taught Me Serious Lessons on Investing

Here’s something light for you on a bright Saturday morning – 5 jokes that I read some years back and that have taught me some serious lessons on stock market investing. Enjoy!

  • An analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today! (I’ve been there, done that!) 🙂

  • Q: Why did God create stock analysts?
    A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

  • There are primarily 3 different types of investors:
    1. Those who don’t know anything: approx. 10%
    2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
    3. Those who don’t realize they don’t know anything: approx. 80%

  • The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.

  • My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it’s his!
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Vishal Khandelwal is the founder of Safal Niveshak. He works with small investors to help them become smart and independent in their stock market investing decisions. He is a SEBI registered Research Analyst. Connect with Vishal on Twitter.

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