A consultant died and went to heaven. There were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see God.
To his surprise, God left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the consultant was, and greeted him warmly. God took the consultant up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The consultant said, “I like all this attention, but what makes me so special?”
God replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you’re 193 years old!” š
Laughing at Godās response?
Well, thatās the way consultants really bill their clients.
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